Actual emails received from people who have taken our Ink Blot Test...

 
 
Your ink blot test is shitty; your results are incredibly rude and presumptuous and inaccurate.

From: blogger

Dear blogger,

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Staff
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This is a bit sick, especially considering some people have mental illnesses and will be seeking diagnosis from your quiz. I intend to sue you for exploiting and tormenting the mentally ill. So, less you wish to come up with an out of court settlement of an amount which I see fit, I shall see you in court.

p.s, I suppose you think it's funny that innocent children die pointlessly every year because of people like you?

From: Oli Myers

Dear Oli,

We're very sorry to hear about your extremely tiny penis, and we welcome your idiotic lawsuit.

Staff
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To tell you that your whole site is sh*t and that well....just...go **** yourselves...lol.

From: Jason

Dear Jason,

We sincerely appreciate your kind words! Please tell your mommy "thank you" for helping you to write the note.

Staff
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you are a disgrace to the psychological community. your inkblots are distorted and you provide pre-set answers for people to choose, which defeats the purpose of the test.

From: Kieran

Dear Kieran,

No kidding? Wow, who knew the "test" wasn't legit?? Thank you for your valuable input *cough*.

Staff
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What a stupid end result. Saying I live in my parents basement and I might as well give up on my f**king life? Go die in hell you ass.

From: Johnson

Dear Johnson,

Relax, there's nothing wrong with living in your parent's basement, many famous people lived in their parent's basements before being convicted.

Staff
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this is horrifying. if a person really is in need of help and takes you seriously, you could really be hurting someone

From: DRCM

Dear DRCM,

What's your point?

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Ok now I understand. I read about the site. Forget what I said sorry for the email. I have a mental disability I was taking this seriously. Ironically this is an ink blot test in it of itself! It's all in the way we perceive things... Literally!
Thanks for calling me an idiot. I researched the topic of why people use insults and name calling. It's very interesting. Even the word idiot has been used to classify babies that were born mentally retarded. Of course that was a long time ago. Can you imagine that happening this day in age? The doctor hands over a mentally retarded child to it's mother and says "here is your brand new idiot!!" this would for sure be headlining every news paper for weeks. Imagine the fall out over a simple word. In regards to insulting comments, it damages the ego of the one who register the insult. It's described as popping an inflated balloon in someones mind. Well, to be perfectly honest it felt like Hiroshima all over again to me. I've really got to lighten up. Wow what an interesting lesson of chance, fate and psychology. I applaud your humor and wish you luck in your endeavors.

From the newest member of idiocy, Nichole B.

From: Nichole B.

Dear Nichole B.,

Glad we could help. Cheers!

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I took your test and it said I had sickness quoitent 70%. I was just wondering what does that mean?

From: Jacob

Dear Jacob,

It means your sickness quotient is more than 69% but less than 71%. Obviously you're very, very sick. Many people with sickness quotients of 70% hurt kittens. Please do not hurt any more kittens.

Staff
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After taking the Inblot test, I am concerned about the acuracy of the 'answers' that I gave. Is there any 'right' answer? If everyone can look at an ink blot and 'see' what they see - based upon their knowledge of people, places, the world, and how they connect, how then, does one expect to believe the results. Is this just for 'fun', because I am really concerned about my results- hating my job (I don't - I love it - I am a teacher), incapable of a meaningful relationship (what proves this to be a fact?). And what happens when you 'recalculate'? Is that manipulating the responses - if not, then what does recalulating mean? I would like to learn so much more. I was planning to allow my students to take this test as an activity (We are reading, "Flowers for Algernon") and I really don't want to scare the beJesus out of these 8th graders, should their results return negative, insensitive, or make them feel they are 'crazy'. I have enough instability on a daily basis with 101 8th graders. Please help this teacher! Thank you sincerely.

From: Paula

Dear Paula,

Thank you for contacting us; I'll try to answer your questions to the best of my ability.

1) There is no set of "right" answers per se; it depends entirely on the individual's responses, just as it would as if the test were administered by a clinician.

2) Occasionally the results may not agree with your perceptions of the question subjects; there is a margin of error that all tests of a scientific nature are subject to.

3) The "recalculate" button does a staggered, bi-modal re-ananlysis of the submitted answers using an optimized differential scale with heuristic grading. Basically, it uses assessment-based methodologies to derive context-sensitive models of the behavioral indices, indexed to a normalized set of statistically compatible projections. Over time it accumulates results and becomes better (more accurate).

Dr Mike Rogers
Staff
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This is a slightly-edited rant directed at all of the numbnuts who don't understand that this site is just a joke, and who write us complaining about their "test results". It was so epic, we decided to share it.

Wow, don't you idiotic ****** internet users read the "About us" section before taking the damn test? You all are just dumber than a bag of hammers. "The test results are completely nonsensical and should not be relied upon in any way, shape, or form (except for a good laugh)" or "It's all just a bloody daft joke, okay?" already tell it is a ******* joke! And a ******* good one too. You all are dumb ***** and should really follow the results and live with your parents in your basement. Did your parents have any children that lived? You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island? You are the ones who are the *********. Love, Jay and Silent Bob: You all are nobody’s friend. If you were an ice cream flavour, you’d be pralines and dick. **** you all who didn't get it. Get a life, you got **** instead of brains. You cheap, no good, rotten, floor flushing, low life, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, over-stuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fatass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spineless, worm-headed sacks of monkey ****! To call you guys stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I’ve known sheep who could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape? It was worthwhile waiting for a movie to load in the internet when I typed this.

From: Bad Girl

Dear Bad Girl,

We think you said it all. Thank you. You are among the 1/10 of 1 percent of people who got it. The rest (99.99%) actually think this is a real test. Kind of sad, huh?

Staff
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This is the funniest thing I had ever taken. I thank you for putting this joke up online. At first, I clicked on the hyperlink in Google, I thought it was something serious. After looking at the first ink blot, I knew it was a joke. Thanks for making my day, you guys are the best comedians ever. The results were comedic. I'm sharing this site with my friends. You guys rule! But senseless dudes who are pissed off their results are too sensitive for taking a joke so seriously.

From: Yondo

Dear Yondo,

We're glad you liked the site. Yes, some people just don't get that it's a joke. Unfortunately, those people also drive, vote, and produce children. :(

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Oh my gosh! My answer fitted my personality perfectly. This is amazing, you guys must be trained psychiatrists. It reflected even one of my innermost dark ways. I told my results to my psychologist and he told me that the results actually do match my personality. I had just gone out of rehab, I think I might start go on my killing-spree again. The results reminded me that I should never change, even after rehab. May the carnage begin once more.

From: John Smith

Dear John,

This should shut those people up who doubt the accuracy of our advanced testing procedure.

Staff
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this test is so mean i went home and cut my self and then my boyfrend bet me

From: jen

Dear jen,

Well then, it looks like our work here is done. Another satisfied customer!

Staff
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It seems the images, every and each of the 10 offered for examination, are incredible for comments of a normal person. How reliable is the test? I find the offered answer options and the result (the score) a nonsense.

From: Natalya

Dear Natalya,

We're deeply offended at your comments, and we can only assume that you're a very, very sick person. Our test is 100% reliable, sometimes as much as 150% reliable. The fact that you find the options and the scoring to be "nonsense" is undoubtedly indicative of your repressed hyper-ego conflicting with a borderline personality index, manifesting itself as paranoid cromulence and bedwetting. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Staff
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I did the test,what ihave wrong im my personality,please,i must know
What kind of menthal sick could a have?

From: Romualdo R

Dear Romualdo,

Judging by your incoherent attempt at "writing", we'd say "all of them". It looks like you have schizophrenia, bulimia, Homer's Disease (Doh!), crankulitus, halitosis, borderline personality disorder, and a serious case of the stupids.

Staff
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i thought this might be a serious test that gives a real answer. the first 2 questions seemed real but after that it became obvious this site is a joke. why do you guys think you are cool for being stuckup a-holes?

From: jimmy da schmidtz

Dear Jimmy,

We're so cool, we can make nimrods like you write to us. (And if the first 2 questions seemed real to you, you're even dumber than your lack of punctuation suggests.)

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you are the gayest fags i have ever witnessed on the internet. "lol, lol!" what the **** is that you friendless ****s. Then i recieve a result saying im a future psychopath, have a look at your captions kids... ill leave it there.

From: "Tiny" Dick Bennet

Dear Dick,

We're very sorry to hear about your extremely under-sized penis, but that's a common feature among psychopaths like you who are sexually attracted to farm animals.

Staff
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Your test is very insulting and caled me an idiot

From: Ty Lucas

Dear Ty,

Yeah, we're always amazed at how accurate it is too.

Staff
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this is a bullsh*t analysis. whoever designed this is an insensitive ass by saying that my life is a mess. F**k you all, you dont know anything about my life and whoever designed this f***ing sh*t is a quack. by the way i'm a doctor not a f***ing veterinarian like your stupid analysis says. get an education a**holes.

From: Neesha the loser

Dear Neesha the loser,

It seems pretty obvious that your excessive use of foul language is just an attempt to cover up your deep-seated insecurities and sick desires. We understand your frustration at not being able to attract a sex partner, but please don't hurt any more kittens.

Staff
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im expecting to be insulted some way or another by asking this, but seeing as how your &#%$! test was complete utter BS, could you point me in the direction of a real online test to evaluate mental stability? like, for real?

From: retard #1

Dear retard #1,

We could, like, point you to a real, test, but, like, you'd just flunk that one too. For real. Frankly, the fact that you're stupid enough to write us asking for a "real" test to evaluate your "mental stability" means that the test results are a foregone conclusion.

Staff
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thanks for wasting my time :) if i wanted to waste 10 minutes answering questions, only to be put down, regardless of what my answer was, i would have sparked up a convo with the girlfriend.

From: travis

Dear travis,

That's strange...your girlfriend has always been really nice to us, if you know what we mean and we think you do.

Staff
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So..... I was driving to Carls Jr. and i thought Holy crap i ******* love Theinkblot.com and i pulled over and pleasured myself to the thought of me taking the test on your website that doesnt make any sense and i had an epiphany that the internet would be completely worthless without theinkblot.com

From: Theevohero94

Dear Theevohero94,

We genuinely appreciate your keeping us up to date on the state of your brain tumor, and we're glad we could help facilitate your hamburger-related sexual fetish.

Staff
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OMG I LOVE YOU GUYS IF I LOVED YOU ANY MORE I WOULD BE A GAY F**KING BUTT F**KER
P.S. YOUR DEAD GRANDMOTHER IS CUT UP IN YOUR BACK YARD

From: MIKE

Dear MIKE,

Thanks for letting us know where grandma is, we all thought she was still in rehab.

Staff
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So I took the test. And the first two-three questions seemed promising, until you started fooling around acting all cool. Maybe you should have serious answers to all the blots. ._. reason: general question

From: Jinx

Dear Jinx,

Yeah, and maybe we should rename the site to "A List Of Stupid Suggestions By Jinx".

Staff
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That was a cruel answer. I resent what I read. I was researching for a personality development class and wasted my time taking your test to read the absurd results at the end. Please close down this site or advertise that this is a joke of a site so serious people don't waste their time the way you have on making this.

From: anna

Dear anna,

On one hand we're very, very sorry that our test demolished your tiny little ego and crushed your marginal sense of self worth. On the other hand, we printed out your email, passed it around at our last Staff Meeting and everyone had a good laugh at your expense. So all in all, it was a "win" for us.

As far as "closing down the site", yeah, we'll get right on that. We always close down a site anytime some ignorant boob contacts us and whines about how they fell hook, line, and sinker for something as transparently stupid as this.

Staff
TheInkBlot.com

i'm a psychology student.we had a training for the administation, scoring and analysis of Rorschach test.one important suggestion from me is that please be accurate and careful in rating one's personality.this is not the way to conduct a test.No psychologist will give hints for what a person sees in a card.he or she has to interpret from the responses given by the patient. and moreover no one can give an interpretation for a projective test so fastly.

From: Suryasreek

Dear Suryasreek,

Before Dr. Nick was arrested, he said we were the bestest student he'd ever had in the entire month running of his "Psichology Made EZ" school. You're just jealous of our amazing insight and training and stuff.

Staff
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Are your tests a joke or are they for real. Because they are really offensive if you are just saying mean things about me for a joke.

From: Mandar P.

Dear Mandar,

Our tests are absolutely 100% a joke for real. Any mean things that may have been said about you are definitely on purpose an accident. We really don't give a crap are very, very sorry if you were offended.
Jim, fix these edits and remove the struck-out parts so this dipstick doesn't get all pissed off and go on a shooting spree. thanks. -jp

Staff
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this is a freaking joke and i didnt think it was funny. sorry.

From: krystyne

Dear krystyne,

We're sorry you're sorry, but don't feel bad. People that don't understand relatively simple things like how to use capital letters are often unable to understand humor. On the other hand, you did say it was a "joke" so you must have actually thought it was funny. In other words, you're a very confused young woman who probably needs some intensive, clothes optional counseling to resolve your inner conflicts.

Staff
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I dont find you funny, clever and think that your letter to lawyers sounds like it is from a bunch of thick teenagers showing off.

From: Thick Teenager Showing Off

Dear Thick Teenager Showing Off,

What a coincidence- we don't find you funny or clever either, and we think that your letter to us sounds like it is from a thick teenager showing off. Oh, wait...

Staff
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you f****rs...you wasted my time..now im gonna do something to you which will put you in need for a pregnancy test...mother f*****rs....

From: Some Lamer

Dear Lamer,

Thank you for your heartfelt invitation for some rough sex, but we'll have to decline your generous offer at this time.
P.S. - Don't kiss your mother with that mouth!
P.P.S. - Don't worry about wasting your time, you were just going to pleasure yourself to a picture of Larry King again, so all in all it was a net gain for you.

Staff
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Dear sir, madam. I am intresting in the catalogus 2010 and laminat test the rorschac. And the handtimer aristo sylver. Please send me a direction in belgian where i cant buy the stuff. kind regards Ricardo

From: name: Ricardo V******

Dear Ricardo,

Frabjulating coniptious gazpacho, but hammercline explemfaratarion! Canseco calabra nefertitti, diplimento shageriffic. Word salad profligimentem crapulent!

Staff
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Interesting idea, however to be an accurate Rorschach Test, blah blah blah blah (large blob of pointless rambling removed) blah blah blah. Basically, It's a childish attempt to provoke a negative response from ignorant viewers.

From: Zach

And it worked! Thanks for playing, better luck next time!

Staff
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How did this figure out I hate my parents? So true! And this also affirms everyone is out to get me! Thank you so much for developing this! I am going to kill everyone I can now. I feel complete!

From: Jonathan

Glad we could help, Jonathan. It's notes like yours that give us that reaffirm our faith in psychotic people.

Staff
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You guys are absolute IDIOTS !!!
My 'reading' was absolute NONSENSE - I LOVE cats, for example, your 'results' said I hated cats. Whatever . . .

From: Jon D.

It's pretty obvious from your angry denials that you really hate cats, which is why they figure so prominently in your psychological imbalance. Please don't hurt any more cats, Jon.

Staff
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I pray that most of the emails that I just read are as fake as your testing was, If people looked at the choices given and actually believed that the institute would have multiple choice as followed are not familiar with the actual method of testing, no swaying is involved to the one taking the test. Please keep responding the way you are, and note to people, please understand the test before you take it.

From: Newman

Newman, we're sorry to say that these emails are absolutely 100% real. We couldn't make this stuff up if we tried. In other words, a lot of the people that come here are blithering idiots.

Staff
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i re-tabulated 3 times and got different answers, 2 of them couldn't be more wrong, 1 of them had a slight correctness, the answers you have already seemed to be in jest,

From: mark

"Seem to be in jest"? What was your first clue, Einstein? Could it have been the fact that you're taking a psychological test on the internet?

Staff
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YOur test is a junk. It is insulting junk.

From: el

And your point is what, exactly?

Staff
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I just cannot believe how stupid - AND pointless this test was. Is insulting ppl the way? I loathe your test.

From: ara

Thank you for your mildly amusing - AND pointless comment. We loathed it.

Staff
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Comments: F**k You - you F**king demons. I love demons and angels and i love you. I love good and bad, cause there's no bad it is all about love if you call it love or if you prefer to call it F**k it is the same one. F**k is simple uncomplicated love so i believe in F**k but not in ''I love you'' - unless I say it.... because i know I don't expect anything by saying it.

From: retarded nimrod

Retarded Nimrod,

Looks like it's time to up your meds again.

Staff
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Comments: you are so funny ppl. You can't even fool yourselves so to full others is out of question. This is like a blessing to you F**king devils. :P

From: some loser

Mom, we told you repeatedly that this site was off-limits to you.

Staff
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Comments: That was a lot of fun. Can you refer us to a "real" rorschach test? Would be realy interested. Ta.

From: Hector

Comments: I got a good laugh from clicking the retabulate score, over and over and over again. Thanks!!!

From: Danielle

Comments: Can you send me ink blots

From: Regan

Comments: i think your test messed me up , i actually took it seriously .nbsjchwc i dunno what to say exept F**k you .

From: baya

baya,

If you were any stupider, you'd be on life-support with a machine breathing for you.

Staff
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Comments: your test is whats sick, all those pretty butterfly and mermaids and poor abuse of bats and wolves and bears parrots all doing God knows what to make a test for you fools to test the fools who relly think you know what you are doing. Ha take that you rorschach nuts.

From: Betty W.

Comments: you are so mean

From: rob

Comments: excuse my inquiry, but i was wondering about the "lawsuit" and if they wrote you back after your letter? because that is hillarious.n

From: adrianna

Adrianna,

Nope, we never heard another word from them. That's probably because they're a bunch of damn idiots.

Staff
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Comments: How accurate is your Rorschach test?

From: Thady

Thady,

Under normal circumstances, it's over 100% accurate, sometimes as much as 150% accurate.

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Comments: I'm not sick I work extremly hard, I make straight A's in school, I have a wonderful boyfriend, I choose my friends wisely because I do have trust issues, I like my mother but not my father, he did drugs, drank, and abused us. Right now I have four close friends, (abby, anna, donna, and kelsey) and then some that I just hang out with. I hate your stupid test, people aren't crazy because they're a little different.

From: Brittney

Brittney,

That's what all the crazy people say.

Staff
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Comments: the results change everytime..it doesnt work u let me down

From: zach

Zach,

Your refund is in the mail. We hope your severe head injury heals up real soon so you can write us back with more stupid sh*t.

Staff
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Comments: this is the worst ink blot test i've ever taken!!! horible job!!!

From: F**k you

Bonehead,

Oh, that's what all the repressed homsexual pedophiles with low IQs say.

Staff
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Comments: can you give me information about the posibility to obtain the rorschach test tables for a scientific work

From: Dr. Adalbert B.

Comments: F**kING DOUCHE F**k MOTHER RAPIST LARD F**kING NUT BALL SUCK

From: Sean Cooper

Sean,

We're very sorry to hear about your extremely tiny penis, and the rash will go away if you stop touching it so much.

Staff
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Comments: My inquiry is that your psychological test is false. A great deal of psychiatrists use this test to determine the sanity of the person being tested. and the fact that this test is/was ranked eighth in all psychological tests is preposterous. I believe that i am unquestionably sane, but I honestly answered the questions listed and the outcome of my answers were pretty much a slap in the face, wow your 100% F**ked up go get some help and quit indulging in your typical arrogant proclivities and feeding your ego. I am not very egotistical but i believe your site is a load of shit because I am an exceptionally hard worker and I do not live in my parents basement so your test is inaccurate. And if you do not believe my prolonged inquiry then please by all means take the test yourself and observe the outcome of your answers you so deliberately, honestly answer.

From: rageagainstthemachine666

Rage,

Sure, whatever you say. Now go finish your Lunchables and let the big people finish talking, okay?

Staff
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Comments: Yeah, seriously, that was pathetic, I mean, I know I got that interpersonal insight thing because I kept selecting other, mostly because your answers are retarded, seriously, if they took pictures I'd suggest you tear this site down and throw it on quizilla cus it belongs among the other refuse hosted there

From: Jeff G.

Comments: Thank you for a stress relieving laugh after having just been forced to take this stupid test thanks to a court system that refuses to recognize that they have merely become a legally sanctioned avenue of abuse/harrassment. email: doctorwren@xxxxxx.com
Doc,

You're welcome!

Staff
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Comments: MAN DIZ TEST IZ BULL****!!!!!!!! i aint no mental retarded yall nukkas iz!! so f**k yall!! name: jorge
jorge,

We're sorry, but we don't speak "retardo". Please have your mommy email instead so that we may answer your question(s).

Staff
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Comments: I want to know what does those pictures talking about to poeple. I have a friend wants to do the test but he doesn't know what they mean, and so do I. name: Josephine

  








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